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SPIT
The Society
for the Promotion and Inculcation of Theology (SPIT.)
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Internet Newsletter Issue: 6 |
WINTER 2009/2010. |
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The value of
S.P.I.T.
Despite what many might think, SPIT is well known across hundreds of
nations all over the world. SPIT has been around for several years
and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be
safe to assume that SPIT is going to be around for a long time and
have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.
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YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SPIRIT WITHOUT SPIT |
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Spotlight Article
An essay on the
advantages of being a SPITter
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps
not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about
to tell you about the advantages of being a SPITter?
Advancments in the advantages of being a SPITter can be
linked to many areas. Until recently considered taboo
amongst polite society, it is yet to receive proper
recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It
is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations
history that the advantages of being a SPITter is rarely
given rational consideration by the easily lead, many of
whom blame the influence of television. Here begins my
indepth analysis of the glourious subject of the
advantages of being a SPITter.
Social Factors
As Reflected in classical mythology
society is complicated. Upon Peter Pinkleton-PishPosh's
return to Britain he remarked 'class will refelect the
inner hero' [1], he borrowed much from the advantages of
being a SPITter. While the western world use a knife and
fork, the Chinese use chopsticks. Of course the
advantages of being a SPITter cleary plays a significant
role amongst the developing middle classes.
Did I mention how lovely the
advantages of being a SPITter is? Society is powered by
peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the
world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good,
the advantages of being a SPITter will have its place in
society.
Economic Factors
Is unemployment inherently bad for an
economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the
Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model of economics.
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Interest
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advantages of being a SPITter |
There is no longer a need to argue
the importance of the advantages of being a SPITter, it
is clear to see that the results speak for themselves.
The question which surfaces now is, how? Of course
interest looms over the advantages of being a SPITter
this cannot be a coincidence. Supply Side Economic Tax
Cuts Tax deductions could turn out to be a risky tactic.
Political Factors
Modern politics owes much to the
animal kingdom. Looking at the spectrum represented by a
single political party can be reminiscent of comparing
night and day.
In the words of that most brilliant
mind Augstin Bootlegger 'Taking a walk across hot coals
will inevitably hurt your feet.' [2] This clearly
illustrates the primary concern of those involved with
the advantages of being a SPITter. To paraphrase, the
quote is saying 'the advantages of being a SPITter wins
votes.' Simple as that.
Why did the advantages of being a
SPITter cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just
my little joke, but lets hope that the advantages of
being a SPITter doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the
next elections.
Conclusion
In conclusion, the advantages of
being a SPITter has, and will continue to be a major
building block for the world in which we live. It
questions, provides financial security and is a joy to
behold.
I shall give the final word to star
Sigourney Hanks: 'My Daddy loved the advantages of being
a SPITter and his Daddy loved the advantages of being a
SPITter.' [3]
[1] Flankton - The Complete History -
1999 Fantastico Publishing
[2] Bootlegger - Take It! - 1961 Viva Books
[3] Sham Magazine - Issue 124 - Monkey Books
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Fr.
Benedictine Spittus
Fr. Cyril Angelo Maria Benedictine (Moderator of Spit) |
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AFFILIATE MEMBERSHIP OF SPIT
It is possible to
enrol as an Affiliate member of SPIT. This
commits you to nothing more than the promotion of SPIT thinking,
and
Affiliate members will receive no recognition of their
affiliation whatsoever.
To apply, please
send your name and a brief description of why you feel that SPIT
Affiliation would be in your interest to:
spit@pharisaios.info
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Thanks for reading all this information! We hope we have
inspired you to apply for affiliation to SPIT. If so, we look
forward to receiving your application.
Watch your Inbox for future news from the SPIT Affiliation Team.
Kind Regards,
SPIT
The Manor House
Wenchoster.
spit@pharisaios.info |