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The Society for the Promotion and Inculcation of Theology (SPIT.)

 
Internet Newsletter Issue: 5 SUMMER 2008.
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The value of S.P.I.T.

Despite what many might think, SPIT is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. SPIT has been around for several years and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that SPIT is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people. 

 

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YOU CANNOT HAVE THE SPIRIT WITHOUT SPIT

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It has recently come to my attention that not enough people understand how great SPIT has been to our lives. Each day we wake up and likely have one or more SPIT lying at the foot of our beds. It is wonderful to be able to wake up and smile each morning because of this.

Social & Church Factors

SPIT has a large role in church culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with SPIT. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for SPIT may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with SPIT. Generally, SPIT would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with SPIT is actually a £2.3 billion a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 15 people in the United Kingdom alone. It would be safe to say that SPIT plays an important role in UK economics and shouldn't be taken for granted.

Environmental Factors

After a three month long research project, I've been able to conclude that SPIT doesn't negatively effect the environment at all. A SPIT did not seem to result in waste products and couldn't be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc... In fact, SPIT produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.

Political Factors

Does SPIT ever influence politics? Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used SPIT as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think SPIT would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

Conclusion

SPIT seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of SPIT, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued SPIT before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.


Fr. Benedictine Spittus

Fr. Cyril Angelo Maria Benedictine (Moderator of Spit)

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AFFILIATE MEMBERSHIP OF SPIT

It is possible to enrol as an Affiliate member of SPIT.  This commits you to nothing more than the promotion of SPIT thinking, and Affiliate members will receive no recognition of their affiliation whatsoever.   

To apply, please send your name and a brief description of why you feel that SPIT Affiliation would be in your interest to:

spit@pharisaios.info

Comments received may be used for publication in future newsletters.

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WEB RESOURCES
Add these goodies to your web favourites!  This section will feature useful sites for SPIT devotees, both full and affiliate members.

The Pharisaios Journal - the epitome of religious communication
http://www.pharisaios.co.uk/

The Diocese of Wenchoster - in communion with everybody
http://www.dioceseofwenchoster.co.uk/

http://www.overcamp.itgo.com/index.html

The parish of Newbank - Affiliate members of SPIT
http://www.newbankparish.iwarp.com//

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Thanks for reading all this information!  We hope we have inspired you to apply for affiliation to SPIT.  If so, we look forward to receiving your application.

Watch your Inbox for future news from the SPIT Affiliation Team.

Kind Regards,

SPIT
The Manor House
Wenchoster. 

spit@pharisaios.info

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